Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 27, 2014

I wonder if he’ll get out of this jam.

Just SHOOT!!!

Every man has his price

Mark’s décor has just a touch of Early Orange Crate.

The Duke strips are the funniest ones Trudeau ever did.

I think I still have some of those end tables around somewhere.

Now, with everything made in China, Mark could get a table that would be cheaper than his current cement block table.

I’m not really impressed by the firing squad; they’re using three different models of rifles. You’d think they would be a little more organized. But then, a round is a round when you’re facing the wrong end of the barrel.

Look at it this way, pulling the trigger(s) now will cost his accuser a quarter of a million dollars.

Money talks and the Duke walks…

He hasn’t finished his last cigarette yet.

couldn’t duke’s ransom be paid in part by the 200K cash dollars he hit town with?

Will he ever learn? Smoking is hazardous to one’s health!

I think Duke just topped Jack Benny. Of course, it’s not his money.

Only Duke ………..

Duke, perhaps the only pragmatist in the series, aside from his son, who if anything is alittle scarier.