Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 14, 2014
Roland: Look at him, laying in wait... Well, I'm ready for him! And we're very proud of our Ebola unit! We covered Obama's bungling of the epidemic from the Dallas debacle to the election! Mark: Have any idea how many Americans died from Ebola during that time? Roland: Um... no. I'd have to run the numbers on that. Mark: None. Not a single one! Want to know how many died of gunfire during that same period? Roland: I don't see how that's relevant. Mark: Statistically, about 3,000! Any talk on Fox about our epidemic of gun violence? Roland: Look, some epidemics are reality-based, others are fear-based! We report both and let viewers decide! Mark: These viewers-- do they make good decisions? Roland: Who knows? They're old. We don't really follow up.