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Jul 3, 2014
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Duke: Suzy? ...Suzy WIllowmaker? This is your governor speaking! Zonker: C'mon, Uncle Duke! It's wasn't her fault! Duke: Okay, Suzy, what's the big idea of backing out on your sacrifice?! Do you realize that because of you, we've got a major eruption on our hands?! Now, listen to me, Suzy!! I want you to go up there this afternoon and sacrifice yourself-- before the whole island's destroyed! Whadda ya mean you can't?! Why not?! She's got a dentist appointment. Zonker: Fair enough-- now let her be!
Jul 5, 2014
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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    Suzy, that little island wrecker!-Happy Declaration of Independence Day!

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    LeoAutodidact  almost 4 years ago

    They didn’t have THAT kind of Dentist in Samoa.They are confined to Long Island and the Tri-State area.

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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    @Bruno ZeigertsIs the dentist from M*A*S*H (the 1970 movie)?

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    David Huie Green  almost 4 years ago
    Finally, experimental support for the hypothesis.
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    WaitingMan  almost 4 years ago

    Suzy? Suzy Creamcheese?

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    Astolat  almost 4 years ago

    After a couple of pints and pork pie, we sing of nothing else… (Not).

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    montessoriteacher  almost 4 years ago

    In honor of the 4th, should we break up with a British person? Nah, I can’t quit you, Astolat.

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    mamarose127 GC Insider almost 4 years ago

    You do know that a virgin sacrifice is only something that hasn’t been sacrificed before, right?

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    Packratjohn  almost 4 years ago

    Yep, Captain Waldoski, the Painless Pole.

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    montessoriteacher  almost 4 years ago

    Most of the folks here are thinking of the term virgin in a different way, Margaret. But you are right, Duke could be the sacrifice, for that matter…

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    Aloysius  almost 4 years ago

    The American Samoa arc was the reason I started reading Doonesbury in the first place.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  almost 4 years ago

    What, you think the volcano’s going to accept a virgin sacrifice with bad teeth?

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    Fat Albert™ Acolyte  almost 4 years ago

    Or make the excuse of ’I’m waiting for the cable guy! He’s supposed to be here between 8 am and 5 pm.’.Oh, wait. They didn’t have cable back then, did they?Suzy, just make sure you are no longer ‘qualified for that position’.

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    Eggman61  almost 4 years ago

    It’s too bad American Samoa is so far from the Virgin Islands.

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    Soundstorm  almost 4 years ago

    My dentist said sulfur and hot magma can give me cavities.

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    David Huie Green  almost 4 years ago

    ThanksI’ll fix it with Delete

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