Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 06, 2014
Transcript:
Duke: December 27th! You're kidding! I missed my deadline again! Zonker: Deadline for what, Uncle Duke? Duke: My piece! My piece for the Christmas issue of "Rolling Stone!" The finest, most savage article I've ever cranked out! Zonker: Oh, dear. What was it on? Duke: My shoplifting conviction!! I've been writing the thing for months! I'd finally beaten it into shape!! Zonker: Let's see... Duke: It was my major opus!! Zonker: "Fear and Loathing at Macy's Men's Wear?"
Macy’s? All the best shoplifters go to Saks or Barney’s.