Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 09, 2014

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Voices: Happy Birthday!! Mr. Butts: Darn... lost another one! People: Happy birthday... to you! Friend: Hey, Justin, want to celebrate with a smoke? Justin: Not me, dude-- that's kid's stuff! Mr. Butts; Justin's right, boys 'n' girls... Take it from me, Mr. Butts... smoking is kid's stuff! Studies show that almost 90% of smokers start before they turn 18! After that, kids tend to "mature" and make boring lifestyle choices! Justin: *sigh* Mr. Butts: So don't age out like Justin, kids! Light up before it's too late! Justin: If only I'd listened to the cool kids... Justin's 18th Birthday