Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 29, 2013

You are missing a lot.

Yup, stoner logic!

But what are they going to do when all the party invites start hitting the mailbox?

Just don’t call him ‘nephew’ in public!

He’s back. Welcome back Garry.

Nephew, you do understand, don’t you, that as the junior partner you start out as the…… bottom.

Just don’t tell the babe from NYU

A key step in marijuana production is to separate the male from the female plants before the males have a chance to pollinate the females. Basically, the females are more potent if their energy is not diverted to seed production. Not exactly a homosexual arrangement but definitely in line with Z’s policy of chastity.

How can Trudeau get it SO right So often?

Maybe you should…

Those two tend to stand out no matter what, and miss a lot too!

Ah, yes! The territory where they create their own “bibles” by defiling the Torah & the New Testament!!!!

To make it less a lieYou guys needTo do the deed

It would even explain

A few things

In your past

End the lies guys

Come out for real

And when the real gay couple shows up?

When a RWNJ calls you a liar, it’s a badge of honor.