Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 26, 2013
President King: So what's the outlook like for the class of '13? Pretty damn bleak, if you ask me... and all the rights and privileges accorded therein! Zonker: What's that? Zipper: A live webcast of my graduation. President King: Go forth, people! Zonker: You got your art project in? Zipper: I did. Crowd: Yaaay! Zonker: Congratulations! Zipper: Man... what a mind melt... Zonker: How's that? Zipper: Everything's changed in an instant! For the first time ever, I'm worried about my future... Zonker: Well, that's normal, nephew. Zipper: ...and my $600,000 student loan! Zonker: That's not.