Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 01, 2012
J.J.: Honey, I have such an amazing vision for your wedding, but it's going to take a lot of prep... Alex: Mom... J.J.: We'll need to cut up 1,000 yards of mylar, fit you for SCUBA gear, rent a calliope, order a vat of Siamese carp... Alex: Mom! J.J.: What? Alex: It's not going to be that kind of wedding. J.J.: What kind of wedding? Alex: The wedding from hell. We decided against that.