Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 17, 2011
Donald Trump: If I'm going to mount a world-class campaign... I've got find a new comb-over manager... someone world-class! Novelty candidate? What're you talking about? Have you seen my polls? They're extraordinary! I'm polling 41% against Obama! 41%! And I'm not even running yet! Mark: Well, let me point out two things about that, Mr. T... first, it's a divided country. Virtually anyone who's not Obama gets 40%. My mailman could get 40%. Secondly - and this is important in politics - while you may be one of biggest celebrities in the world... nobody actually likes you. Trump: One of the biggest? Who's bigger? Who? No one!