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Apr 9, 2011
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Rick: Wonder where Jeff is... probably still in bed. Joanie: YEs, this is Mrs. Redfern. Voice: Ma'm, this is Ryan Morgan from the U.S. consular section in Kabul... Joanie: Consular section? Voice: Yes, ma'am. I'm calling you about your son Jeff. Joanie: Jeff? Where is he? Is he okay? Voice: He's fine, ma'am. But he was captured on some mission by the Taliban and held for ransom. Joanie: What? Oh my God! Voice: Now, normally, it's against U.S. policy to negotiate with terrorists... but your son was surprisingly affordable. We got him back for $90. Joanie: $90? Voice: Yes, ma'am. We can bill you if it's... Jeff: Mom! Just pay it, okay?
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