Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 27, 2001
Mark's father: You're really going to record me? Mark: Sure. For posterity. For your grandchildren. Mark's father: Grandchildren? What grandchildren? My only son is a fruit loop. Mark: Doesn't mean I can't be a father. Chase and I have been thinking of adopting a child, possibly from China or Rwanda. Mark's father: Wouldn't it be easier to just push me down some stairs? Mark: No, no, this wouldn't actually be about you.