Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 23, 1999
Zipper: You know why I feel so good about my stock options, dude? I've always wanted my own pipe-dream! You know, something to shoot for while you're waiting for whatever's going to happen to you to happen, you know? Um...can I ask you a question, dude? Jeff: Sure. Zipper: Why are you pretending to read a book? Jeff: You got me spooked about my future, man.