Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 12, 1995

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Earl: Awesome! Look at the pirate ship, Dad! Duke: Man, you gotta hand it to this new crowd. They actually figured out how to turn a buck on family values! Theme parks, virtual reality rides-- wall-to-wall eye candy! Mom and Dad can blow Junior off guilt-free; Junior plays his brains out in a safe, neon-lit pleasure park! Earl: What are Mom and Dad doing? Duke: Losing junior's college tuition.