Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for June 19, 1994
Rev. Sloan: (So little time...So many scheduled events!) Okay, flock. I thought I'd run through this week's activities...this Monday, of course, we have a lecture on nutrition from Kate Moss' personal chef...Tuesday and Thursday will be our regular 12-step nights... Member of congregation: Scot, would that be drugs or sex addiction? Rev. Sloan: Drugs. Sex addiction we've cut down to nine steps. That's on Friday at 6:30 PM - right after organic co-gardening. Also, a special treat - Saturday night will be aerobic male-bonding night! So bring your sneaks! Any questions? Congregation member: Yes, is there a church service? Rev. Sloan: Cancelled. There was a conflict with the self-esteem workshop.