Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for December 24, 1993
Slocum: I don't get it, man. Everyone else got an A! Why not me? Professor: Because you blew off the test, Mr. Slocum. Why else? Slocum: I think it's because I'm a member of the fraternity community! I'm being victimized by your low expectations! And that's not fair, man... I'm entitled to straight A's. Just like everyone else on campus! Professor: This is interesting. Why are you "entitled" to grades you don't earn? Slocum: It's a Greek thing - you wouldn't understand. Professor: Well, help me out. Are you some sort of athlete?