Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for September 05, 1993
September 04, 1993
September 06, 1993
Transcript:
Zonker: (Good Lord...B.D.'s old helmet! Who'd pay a nickel for this?) Hi gang! Welcome to the first annual Doonesbury Memorabilia auction, featuring cool stuff from classic past episodes! Take, for instance, the Walden mailbox! Shown in the foreground for years, this pop icon is a collector's dream! Estimated value: $15,000! Or, bid, if you will, on Lot 37, the actual straight jacket worn by Duke at Bellevue Hospital! Estimated value: $30,000! Romance fans will go nuts over this rare invitation, complete with typo. to Joanie Caucus's 1981 wedding! Estimated value - over $1,200! Or check out this gold medal I won at the 1980 Gerald R. Ford Summer Blathlon! Value - priceless! So mail in those bids to your local paper today! You might get lucky! And remember - all proceeds go to charity! Duke: What?!
