Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 29, 1990

Transcript:

Manager: On in ten minutes, fellahs! Man: Hey, man, who's that warm-up band? Man 2: Yeah, they're god-awful! Manager: Um...it's you guys. On tape. Tape: Helooo, Cincinnati! Man: Hi jerkfaces! Tape: How're y'all feelin' tonight? Man: Like I care. That's right kids, even the patter is canned... Tape: Is everyone having a good time? Man: I mean, if you think I'm going to trash my voice for one concert, you're crazy! Tape: Are you ready to party? Man: Besides, the videos are all lip-synched. You're used to being jerked around! Tape: This one's for the ladies! Man: I don't suppose any of you can type? Tape: Got to give you mah love!... Man: Mary had a little lamb, little lamb...