Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for October 05, 1988
Honey: So much has happened since we saw each other last, sir... Duke: I was afraid of that. Honey: First, we had a labor dispute at Dr. Whoopee, and a disgruntled former employee attacked me in the executive washroom with a spatula...after that, I had a torrid platonic relationship with a capo from the Gambino family, which ended wehn I told him I wanted his baby then I had a self-destructive crush on... Duke: Hey! Did I ask? Did I ask? Honey: No, sir. And frankly, I'm a little hurt.