Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for August 29, 1982

Transcript:

B.D.: Play ball! Zonker: Hee, hee! B.D.: Lastly, I just want to point out that there is no room in this scrimmage today for anyone giving less than 110%! Zonker: Now hold on, B.D., that's a tall order. B.D.: Save it, Harris! I'm in charge here. And if I want 110% then. Zonker: But I don't think the guys are up to it, B.D.! I know I'm not, I'm only at about 70%, max. B.D.: Listen Harris... Zonker: Can anyone here pick up the slack? Person: I can! I'm operating at about 130%! Person 2: Not me. I'm at 65%. Person 3: I'm only about 50%. Zonker: How about the rest of you? Person 4: Put me down for 92%, Zonker. Person 5: I'm good for 60%, Z! 65% tops. Person 6: Ditto: Zonker: Okay, let's see how that works out. 92...65...divided by eleven...sorry, B.D., the best we can give you is an 83.5% team effort, maybe 65% in a fourth down situation... B.D.: 90% or the game's off! Zonker: Okay, I'm looking for another 7%! Kirby? Slick? Kirby: Sorry, Zonk. Slick: No way, man. Not with the price of coke what it is.