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Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 03, 1979
Duke: And this is my M61 Skorpion automatic pistol, and that's my 5.56mm Galil assault rifle, which at 650 rounds/min. is ideal for squirrel shooting, and over there's my Soviet-made Makarov mortar. Man: Mortar? What do you use the mortar for? Duke: Deer hunting. I like to soften up an area before I hunt it. Man: Oh. Isn't that a little rough on the trophy? Duke: Yeah, but it saves time. Look, I'm a busy man.