Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for July 06, 1978
Man: Zonker? It's me, Cornell. Your Dad called me with the news. I'm real sorry to hear about the tanning clinics, Zonk, I really am. Zonker: Thanks, man, I appreciate that. Man: Were you going for it this year, Z? Were you on a hot roll? ZOnker: Are you kidding? I was one shade away from qualifying for the George Hamilton pro-am celebrity cocoa butter open! Man: Are you kidding? Let me see... Zonker: It doesn't show now. I'm too upset.