Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 12, 1975
Duke: Now, listen, you little paper-pusher, do I get those medical supplies or don't I?! We've got cholera on this island! Alright, then - good! Now what about my request for sacrificial virgins? What? Look, it's too complicated to explain! Take my word - it's urgent! How should I know where to get them? Try the junior colleges! Call H.E.W. - they probably keep files! What? Uh... hold on. How many? MacArthur: Well, six should get us through to rainy season.