Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for January 07, 1975
Yawn Wenner: Well, well! Look who's back! Duke: Howdy, Yawn! Your favorite word wizard has returned for some heavy duty writing! Yawn: I hope so! Thanks to your various indulgences, you've punted no less than six contracts! Duke: Six? Goodness, how they do mount up! Chief, I promise you all those articles by next issue! Yawn: I'll settle for one! Pick a contract, any contract! Duke: Eenie, meenie, minie, moe! Yawn: 15,000 words on snorkling. Duke: Piece of cake! Have it for you in the morning!