Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 1974
Pat Buchanan: There's no need to be alarmed, sir. These are just contingency speeches. There's not a chance you'll ever need them, but Al thought you should be prepared! Nixon: Yes... yes... I suppose you're right... give them here, Pat - let's see what you've got... "My fellow Americans: I come to you tonight, dying as I am of a terminal illness." Hey, I like this one! Buchanan: We knew you would, sir.