Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for May 17, 1973
Phred: Mom, when my new contract goes through, we'll be sitting mighty pretty! Might even be able to get you a new motorcycle. Noise: Ring! Ring! Hey! Voila! They must have accepted my terms. Already! Hello? Yes, this is he... what's the offer? Huh? What?! I've been traded to Laos.