We need “Turkey Love Song” by Sandra Boynton about a lonly turkey trying to make a move on a chicken.
“Some guy tried to hit on me today. Yeah, that guy was a real jive turkey.”
“Excuse me… but is that a toupee… or do you have a nose bleed?” (Smirk!)
Hi doll? WACK!
The lengths some males will go to to attract a female…
If.. that’s the blue bird of paradise.. he is using the wrong wattle.
Wheeler, that appears to be a dove…..but, heck, apparently any female bird will (cockle) doo in your case.
He’s just grousing it.
Wattle he do next?
What a turkey.
Parker and Hart
Mastroianni and Hart