Brain bleach please—for my eyes!
There truly is a sucker born every minute.
It lubes your thighs so they won’t make that ugly squealing noise when you walk
Did she ever have bird legs when she was in school?
Manufactured and sold only in Crustwood…they can’t make it fast enough..
☜ (↼_↼)
Need that Vic Tanny machine, with the vibrating belt…..
There’s an 18 wheeler pulling up outside with the daily supply.
…you can take the thighs out of the thunder, but you can’t take the thunder out of the thighs?
Industrial quantities. And not even then… But you can pick up a trick mirror to monitor your progress.
The only thing that cream will make smaller is your bank account.
Surprised she would buy the phony cream
Well, at least it stops that annoying corduroy sound her loose cellulite makes when she walks. Spluddarup…spluddarup…spluddarup…
A fool and his or her money are soon parted.
Then get a magnifying glass…
I am not proud to admit that I sometimes find myself searching for the “find it” even on days when there is not one.
It might work….if she stops eating while she’s waiting.
ChucklinChuck over 1 year ago
Brain bleach please—for my eyes!
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
There truly is a sucker born every minute.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
It lubes your thighs so they won’t make that ugly squealing noise when you walk
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
Did she ever have bird legs when she was in school?
Pickled Pete over 1 year ago
Manufactured and sold only in Crustwood…they can’t make it fast enough..
Binky Premium Member over 1 year ago
☜ (↼_↼)
Little Caesar over 1 year ago
Need that Vic Tanny machine, with the vibrating belt…..
mourdac Premium Member over 1 year ago
There’s an 18 wheeler pulling up outside with the daily supply.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 1 year ago
…you can take the thighs out of the thunder, but you can’t take the thunder out of the thighs?
goboboyd over 1 year ago
Industrial quantities. And not even then… But you can pick up a trick mirror to monitor your progress.
Dani Rice over 1 year ago
The only thing that cream will make smaller is your bank account.
anncorr339 over 1 year ago
Surprised she would buy the phony cream
MeGoNow Premium Member over 1 year ago
Well, at least it stops that annoying corduroy sound her loose cellulite makes when she walks. Spluddarup…spluddarup…spluddarup…
morningglory73 Premium Member over 1 year ago
A fool and his or her money are soon parted.
paranormal over 1 year ago
Then get a magnifying glass…
seanb51229 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I am not proud to admit that I sometimes find myself searching for the “find it” even on days when there is not one.
MissScarlet Premium Member over 1 year ago
It might work….if she stops eating while she’s waiting.