I’ve been told that a woman’s purse, no matter how small or large, contains not only money, but all the necessities of life … too many items to list here.
Just say what you like Ma– Burl the big spender will get it for ya. . . Yeah Right!
That’s her eatin’ out purse. For stashing tons of free candy from bowls at cashiers, sweeteners, ketchup, mustard, towelettes and sauces from restaurants (where she only has water), and the special pocket for cleaning out the Take-A-Penny-Leave-A-Penny bowls. Comes with scissors for cutting pens on a string.
Her shopping expeditions are just for show!
Ma, your purse wouldn’t be too heavy if you didn’t carry that brick in it to hit anyone that tries to mess with you…
There’s no money in that purse.
Burl… wake up… the is nothing much in her purse… She’s there to get free stuff just like you are…!