I’ve been told that a woman’s purse, no matter how small or large, contains not only money, but all the necessities of life … too many items to list here.
That’s her eatin’ out purse. For stashing tons of free candy from bowls at cashiers, sweeteners, ketchup, mustard, towelettes and sauces from restaurants (where she only has water), and the special pocket for cleaning out the Take-A-Penny-Leave-A-Penny bowls. Comes with scissors for cutting pens on a string.
HarryLime Premium Member over 2 years ago
I’ve been told that a woman’s purse, no matter how small or large, contains not only money, but all the necessities of life … too many items to list here.
Pickled Pete over 2 years ago
Just say what you like Ma– Burl the big spender will get it for ya. . . Yeah Right!
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
That’s her eatin’ out purse. For stashing tons of free candy from bowls at cashiers, sweeteners, ketchup, mustard, towelettes and sauces from restaurants (where she only has water), and the special pocket for cleaning out the Take-A-Penny-Leave-A-Penny bowls. Comes with scissors for cutting pens on a string.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Her shopping expeditions are just for show!
paranormal over 2 years ago
Ma, your purse wouldn’t be too heavy if you didn’t carry that brick in it to hit anyone that tries to mess with you…
Moonkey Premium Member over 2 years ago
There’s no money in that purse.
InTraining over 2 years ago
Burl… wake up… the is nothing much in her purse… She’s there to get free stuff just like you are…!