Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for October 05, 2022

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    No brain function? A zombie.

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    as if he had any brain functions before the accident anyway

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    It confirms what I’ve suspected all along.

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    Ricky Bennett  4 months ago

    I’d drop him off at the senate building…

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    LupisLight  4 months ago

    So basically exactly the same as he was before the accident, right?

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    The Reader Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds the same! Are you sure he had the surgery?

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    blackman2732  4 months ago

    Make a U-turn, take him back to the hospital, and drive away really fast.

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    ninstar  4 months ago

    So, no change then.

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    KenseidenXL Premium Member 4 months ago

    Too bad that Reagan emptied out all the asylums….

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    Chris  4 months ago

    that’s cause he ain’t got a brain to begin with.

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    chris_o42  4 months ago

    I’ve had bosses like that.

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  4 months ago

    Double the pay and cut the work hours in half

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    guenette.charlie  4 months ago

    First thing I thought was, “What accident?” Then, backtracking to yesterday when Alice hit PHB with the “Stone of Quality,” that was no accident. And even if it was, how could you tell the difference?

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    Just drop him off anywhere, just not his workplace or congress.

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    take him to Wally’s cubical, then go get Alice…!

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Someone needs to explain to the doctor that the PHB never had any brain function, so medically he is fine.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    No brain activity? Huh, it appears they pulled the plug, and it didn’t help.

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    ChessPirate  4 months ago

    Hmm, it appears the only way to keep a PHB from “managing” is to take his head clean off… Maybe.

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Now that’s prioritizing the paradigm. :)

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    One company I worked for required sales people to make 5 sales calls a day, in person or phone calls. They figured the average call made x amount of dollars, so to increase sales they started requiering 6 calls a day.

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    jconnors3954  4 months ago

    Why?

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago
    The PHB has no brain function, so this is something new?
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    larryh77  4 months ago

    Scott, how about an arc where the boss gets really smart and considerate, revenues go up, employees are happy, the engineers find girlfriends, and so on—until the boom drops!

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    I can’t see that anything has changed since before the accident.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member 4 months ago

    And if you hold meetings, all day, every day you’ll be amazed at the productivity change you’ll see

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    liberalnlovinit  4 months ago

    And the difference before and after is?

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    Moxie  4 months ago

    Sounds like he’s ideal to be a politician, strong candidate for president!

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    The doctor is right! No brain function whatsoever!

    He babbles nonsense to driver Dilly, though I grant it’s hard to distinguish from his pre-accident babblings….

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    paullp Premium Member 4 months ago

    Dilbert, why are you even driving him back to the office, when you could have just left him in the hospital? Is this a case of "Better the devil you know . . . "?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  4 months ago

    So, in other words, no injury, all functions normal for the PHB

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