Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for August 11, 2022

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    A company I worked for decided we could all empty our own trash, clean our own cubbies and make our own coffee.

    I tried pointing out that they were paying me in excess of $50 / hour to be a janitor. No traction. Our very own Wally-esque worker, though solved it neatly by simply leaving half-eaten food all over cubby-land and in the break room. When it started to stink, management noticed. When we threatened to turn them in for forcing us to work in unhealthy conditions, they bit the bullet.

    PS: We did continue to make our own coffee. SOME things are important!

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    He doesn’t dare try that with Alice.

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    smilingtexan  4 months ago

    Asok’s an intern – he has no peers to vote for him. :-P lol

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    Wally is in his natural habitat holding his cup of coffee and wandering around exploring cubical land….!

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    Did the PHB get a bonus for reducing staff costs by canning the janitors?

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Asok is proud of his award. He will place it next to his coffee cup award

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Eventually, it will all come back over the cubicle wall. Probably when you’re on vacation.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not nearly as bad as the Prestigious “Pinchy 3-Ring Binder” award

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    At this point, Asok was still a “useful idiot” character. He has since become more aware and wily, no doubt in large part from following Wally’s example.

    Dilly must have a new dump for junk nowadays….

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