Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for August 08, 2022

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    seanfear  4 months ago

    yeah … all guilty people require checking the facts i presume shrug

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    saobadao  4 months ago

    Or take the fifth! Trump said only criminals do that but he said that before Eric had to.

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    C  4 months ago

    Where is that persuasive fist of death?

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    This is so relevant today. Empty accusations have destroyed careers.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    She has a right to face her accuser and have him meet the fist of death.

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    You can always depend on unnamed sources or the witness ‘that heard someone’, for the Gosh Honest Facts.

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    Chris  4 months ago

    says the guy who’s about to be stuffed in a trash can.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Why is it that fools always think knowing the truth and having a good alibi is some sort of sign of guilt.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    It doesn’t seem to me that PHB’s responses are like him. They are too well thought out. He’s usually not this smart, even for a liar.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is why I agree with the Wally method of working. Do what is expected of you. If they don’t expect much, not my problem.

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    rossevrymn Premium Member 4 months ago

    back when Hi Info was Accurate Info

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    Sir Isaac  4 months ago

    He’s like arguing with Socrates..no matter what you say it’s wrong.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Check the facts? Wouldn’t politics be a whole different ball game if everyone did that?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Ohh…..I think we are about to see they rarely used and exceedingly dangerous thermonuclear fist of death. Put on you goggles kiddies, this could be very illuminating.

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    Alice in Wonderland…!

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    mistercatworks  4 months ago

    Plead a poor memory and record your in-person meetings. Management may still claim to have forgotten assigned goals and promises but they sound better in court.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    A poor performance review is a sign you don’t like your job

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    Old27F20  4 months ago

    USE…..FISTS…OF…… DEATH!!!!!

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    One has to admire the PHB’s courage in the face of what’s in store for him. Then again it could just be another example of how clueless he really is.

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    vacman  4 months ago

    I can’t laugh at this, I have had too many actual reviews like this. I was told that the company does not give “exceeds expectations” because there is always room for improvement. Why then do they have that if they are not going to use it? In my mind all that does is gives an employee just enough insentive to do just enough work not to get fired.

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    sbulger Premium Member 4 months ago

    She is the company’s most efficient employee. Why does she stay there and always be abused by her idiot boss?

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Alice, PHB is insufferably stupid and asinine. Call up The Fist of Death and put him (and us) out of his misery. It would be an act of kindness….

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    steveandsherrylb  4 months ago

    At this point PHB is about to lose some teeth and get a fractured skull.

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