Admitting you have a problem is the first step for a lifetime of neurosis. Gives you something to talk about during lunch instead of how your stock options have plummeted because of the woke government.
Well, when you enter a program, any program, you need to remember that it isn’t all about you getting better. It’s also about the teachers, or whatever, getting paid for making you better. If you fail, they failed.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A man goes into his doctor’s office. The doctor says “I’m going to show you some pictures and I want you to say the first thing you think of” He shows him a picture of a beach and the man says “Ooooo, two people on their honeymoon having sex by the water”. Next the doctor shows him a picture of a table and the man says “A couple having sex at a restaurant”. The doc shows him a third picture of some living room furniture and the man says “Wow, an orgy”. The doctor looks at the man and says “ It’s my professional opinion that you have an obsession with sex. The man replies, “Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures”
Look, Alice, just realize that Drug Treatment Guy plays for the Other Team; that is, he is paid by or though PHB. So he does what PHB wants him to do. He is not here to help you; he’s here to help PHB!
Mediatech 9 days ago
If you don’t have a drug problem going in, you will going out.
nicka93 9 days ago
The Dr. will give you a prescription for drugs, slip them to the PHB.
Jayalexander 9 days ago
Admitting you have a problem is the first step for a lifetime of neurosis. Gives you something to talk about during lunch instead of how your stock options have plummeted because of the woke government.
The Reader Premium Member 9 days ago
Obviously, she had daddy issues.
whahoppened 9 days ago
He doesn’t know Alice could make him into a blotch
GROG Premium Member 9 days ago
That’s a blotch you can’t unsee.
Olddog04 9 days ago
Fist of death coming.
Gale Premium Member 9 days ago
Fist of death will turn him into an inkblotch!!!
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 days ago
Well, when you enter a program, any program, you need to remember that it isn’t all about you getting better. It’s also about the teachers, or whatever, getting paid for making you better. If you fail, they failed.
RavennaAl 9 days ago
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A man goes into his doctor’s office. The doctor says “I’m going to show you some pictures and I want you to say the first thing you think of” He shows him a picture of a beach and the man says “Ooooo, two people on their honeymoon having sex by the water”. Next the doctor shows him a picture of a table and the man says “A couple having sex at a restaurant”. The doc shows him a third picture of some living room furniture and the man says “Wow, an orgy”. The doctor looks at the man and says “ It’s my professional opinion that you have an obsession with sex. The man replies, “Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures”
preacherman 9 days ago
Wow, the female engineer also has legs. Amazing.
InTraining 9 days ago
can’t wait to see the Wally inkblot…!
spaceagesoul 9 days ago
I wonder if Alice prefers bats to butterflies?
ChessPirate 9 days ago
Hey, that inkblotch kinda looks like… AAAA, I need help!
(⊙_ʖ⊙)
timinwsac Premium Member 9 days ago
The doctor will be hallucinating for a while after being hit with the fist of death.
cmxx 9 days ago
I want to see the credentials of Alice’s torturer if he thinks the name of the test is inkblotch.
edeloriea14 8 days ago
No fair! That inkblot picture looks like the Pointy Haired Boss.
Sisyphos 8 days ago
Look, Alice, just realize that Drug Treatment Guy plays for the Other Team; that is, he is paid by or though PHB. So he does what PHB wants him to do. He is not here to help you; he’s here to help PHB!