Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for May 14, 2022

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    Mediatech  9 days ago

    If you don’t have a drug problem going in, you will going out.

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    nicka93  9 days ago

    The Dr. will give you a prescription for drugs, slip them to the PHB.

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    Jayalexander  9 days ago

    Admitting you have a problem is the first step for a lifetime of neurosis. Gives you something to talk about during lunch instead of how your stock options have plummeted because of the woke government.

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    The Reader Premium Member 9 days ago

    Obviously, she had daddy issues.

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    whahoppened  9 days ago

    He doesn’t know Alice could make him into a blotch

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    GROG Premium Member 9 days ago

    That’s a blotch you can’t unsee.

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    Olddog04  9 days ago

    Fist of death coming.

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    Gale Premium Member 9 days ago

    Fist of death will turn him into an inkblotch!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 days ago

    Well, when you enter a program, any program, you need to remember that it isn’t all about you getting better. It’s also about the teachers, or whatever, getting paid for making you better. If you fail, they failed.

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    RavennaAl  9 days ago

    Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A man goes into his doctor’s office. The doctor says “I’m going to show you some pictures and I want you to say the first thing you think of” He shows him a picture of a beach and the man says “Ooooo, two people on their honeymoon having sex by the water”. Next the doctor shows him a picture of a table and the man says “A couple having sex at a restaurant”. The doc shows him a third picture of some living room furniture and the man says “Wow, an orgy”. The doctor looks at the man and says “ It’s my professional opinion that you have an obsession with sex. The man replies, “Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures”

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    preacherman  9 days ago

    Wow, the female engineer also has legs. Amazing.

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    InTraining  9 days ago

    can’t wait to see the Wally inkblot…!

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    spaceagesoul  9 days ago

    I wonder if Alice prefers bats to butterflies?

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    ChessPirate  9 days ago

    Hey, that inkblotch kinda looks like… AAAA, I need help!


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    timinwsac Premium Member 9 days ago

    The doctor will be hallucinating for a while after being hit with the fist of death.

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    cmxx  9 days ago

    I want to see the credentials of Alice’s torturer if he thinks the name of the test is inkblotch.

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    edeloriea14  8 days ago

    No fair! That inkblot picture looks like the Pointy Haired Boss.

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    Sisyphos  8 days ago

    Look, Alice, just realize that Drug Treatment Guy plays for the Other Team; that is, he is paid by or though PHB. So he does what PHB wants him to do. He is not here to help you; he’s here to help PHB!

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