If you don’t have a drug problem going in, you will going out.
The Dr. will give you a prescription for drugs, slip them to the PHB.
Admitting you have a problem is the first step for a lifetime of neurosis. Gives you something to talk about during lunch instead of how your stock options have plummeted because of the woke government.
Obviously, she had daddy issues.
He doesn’t know Alice could make him into a blotch
That’s a blotch you can’t unsee.
Fist of death coming.
Fist of death will turn him into an inkblotch!!!
Well, when you enter a program, any program, you need to remember that it isn’t all about you getting better. It’s also about the teachers, or whatever, getting paid for making you better. If you fail, they failed.
Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. A man goes into his doctor’s office. The doctor says “I’m going to show you some pictures and I want you to say the first thing you think of” He shows him a picture of a beach and the man says “Ooooo, two people on their honeymoon having sex by the water”. Next the doctor shows him a picture of a table and the man says “A couple having sex at a restaurant”. The doc shows him a third picture of some living room furniture and the man says “Wow, an orgy”. The doctor looks at the man and says “ It’s my professional opinion that you have an obsession with sex. The man replies, “Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures”
Wow, the female engineer also has legs. Amazing.
can’t wait to see the Wally inkblot…!
I wonder if Alice prefers bats to butterflies?
Hey, that inkblotch kinda looks like… AAAA, I need help!
The doctor will be hallucinating for a while after being hit with the fist of death.
I want to see the credentials of Alice’s torturer if he thinks the name of the test is inkblotch.
No fair! That inkblot picture looks like the Pointy Haired Boss.
Look, Alice, just realize that Drug Treatment Guy plays for the Other Team; that is, he is paid by or though PHB. So he does what PHB wants him to do. He is not here to help you; he’s here to help PHB!