Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for January 27, 2022

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    sirbadger  7 months ago

    Has Dilbert ever asked the world’s smartest garbage man how to become a millionaire? One Hollywood actor said that when he was a garbage man, he could complete his route in 4 hours and get paid for 8 hours, so it may be an OK job.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    I never sent them, so I have no first-hand experience.

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    adunano367  7 months ago

    Maybe the curses will cancel each other out.

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    andrew5  7 months ago

    And there’s me thinking the Garbage Man was superhuman!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    No, but I believe it. Dealing with our garbage gives them a wicked keen perspective of the state of city and the population at large.

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    preacherman  7 months ago

    Alright, this is getting too weird. I’ll probably skip the Dilbert toon till Sunday.

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    awcoffman  7 months ago

    If there isn’t, there should be.

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    artegal  7 months ago

    I think it’s time to send out an email from a Nigerian prince who needs to move some money.

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    InTraining  7 months ago

    Wow… Dilly looks so casual without a tie…!

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    IndyW  7 months ago

    I used to get them and would promptly delete and asked the senders to remove me from their mailing list. As bad as today’s telemarketers.

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Geometric progression of chain mail propagation would have clogged the postal system to the point where letters would be delayed extra days … oh, never mind.

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    I think that last curse is often evident in parts of NYC?

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    The garbageman curse is that he will read your credit card statements and hack into your accounts

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    Olddog04  7 months ago

    HAHAHAHA.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    Garbage men and dogs are natural enemies, so maybe Dilbert’s disguise will work.

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    pshea  7 months ago

    I can’t figure out how they fit a chain in an envelope!?!

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Even Garbage Man is gullible and falls for Doggiebert’s chain letter scam?! This stretches credulity….

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    finnygirl Premium Member 7 months ago

    It didn’t happen often or for very long, but in the distant past, I got some FAXED unsolicited nonsense! That was infuriating, because of course it used my paper and my ink!

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    Wise Thinker  6 months ago

    Anyone see Dogbert’s tail wag in the last panel?

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    rs  5 months ago

    You can’t send them, if nobody sends you any mail ever.

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