For some reason, at my last job, the guys got me a red stapler.
The plant manager once got me a single-serve chocolate cake. I hate chocolate! But it builds character according to Calvin’s dad.
Very, very gradual.
Call HR! Dilbert just told her she was smokin’.
The ashtray was an anticipatory gift for the slow burn that follows.
I’ve made a donation in your name to The Human Fund. What’s that? you ask. Money for People.
Nice one Wally. Are you the President of it?
Charity begins at home. Wally’s home, apparently.
maybe she plan to use it to put her colleges in when she’s done roasting them extra crispy. :D
Nope, it just tells you who your friends are. …not.
Did Alice forget to bring a cake?
Head of our company sends out the “donation made instead of gift” cards every year. Could have saved a tree by now.
Alice is now decorating their cubicles for her party…!
Might be gradual but your heading in the wrong direction.
Smells like team spirit.
Well, she didn’t even say thanks.
The Human Fund https://youtu.be/YwqWbfK9TXA
Wally and Dilly are lucky that the Birthday Girl just got up and left rather than doing something more drastic, like, you know, FoD!
As long as it’s not previously used, you can call it a candy dish