Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for January 23, 2022

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    Zykoic  7 months ago

    For some reason, at my last job, the guys got me a red stapler.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    The plant manager once got me a single-serve chocolate cake. I hate chocolate! But it builds character according to Calvin’s dad.

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    adunano367  7 months ago

    Very, very gradual.

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    Qiset  7 months ago

    Call HR! Dilbert just told her she was smokin’.

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    Jayalexander  7 months ago

    The ashtray was an anticipatory gift for the slow burn that follows.

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    dlkrueger33  7 months ago

    I’ve made a donation in your name to The Human Fund. What’s that? you ask. Money for People.

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    David in Webb Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nice one Wally. Are you the President of it?

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    Troglodyte  7 months ago

    Charity begins at home. Wally’s home, apparently.

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    Chris  7 months ago

    maybe she plan to use it to put her colleges in when she’s done roasting them extra crispy. :D

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Nope, it just tells you who your friends are. …not.

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    PoodleGroomer  7 months ago

    Did Alice forget to bring a cake?

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Head of our company sends out the “donation made instead of gift” cards every year. Could have saved a tree by now.

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    InTraining  7 months ago

    Alice is now decorating their cubicles for her party…!

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    WCraft Premium Member 7 months ago

    Might be gradual but your heading in the wrong direction.

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    Snolep  7 months ago

    Smells like team spirit.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    Well, she didn’t even say thanks.

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    Ren Rodee  7 months ago

    The Human Fund https://youtu.be/YwqWbfK9TXA

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Wally and Dilly are lucky that the Birthday Girl just got up and left rather than doing something more drastic, like, you know, FoD!

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    Ceeg22 Premium Member 6 months ago

    As long as it’s not previously used, you can call it a candy dish

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