Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for January 22, 2022

Well, the tutu fits. Dilbert has no “courage” for it to hide.

Show some backbone Dilbert. After all, Dogbert isn’t stooping to that level.

Yow! Who’s the studmuffin in panel three?

Looks like Dilbert’s own idea of a toga.

It’s "one fewer "

Cheer up, it could have been a clown costume.

This is tutu silly.

I wish I could unsee that.

I’ve seen worse.

I’m not sure how that’s going to “reflect” on the company, but don’t bother inviting me to the office party.

I’ve worked for some really crappy companies in my time, but never for one that tried to control my personal life and home.

This is so close to the Defense Department’s Non-binary woke dress code that collusion is suspected.

He works in San Francisco?

I thought I read where Albert Einstein only had one suit style of clothes so he did not have waste time on making a decision as to what to where each day.

In the new video era, it’s limited to requiring shirts.

I love Dilbert and it often accurately and satirically shows the dysfunctional ways businesses “work”. However, sometimes it gets a bit silly and unbelievable, like today.

and what’s Alice’s uniform look like…?

Suspenders with a Tutu?

A Davy Crockett hat?

OMG! Dilly, it’s SO YOU!

And if you believe that, I’ve got this sweet deal for you on a bridge. Interested?

Catbert just loves seeing what he can make his people do