Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for January 14, 2022

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    I have completely surpresed this whole story arc. And now I’m starting to see why.

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    He’s too sickly for his socks.

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    nosirrom  4 months ago

    Thus began Dogbert’s career in 50’s stag movies.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Cue “I’m too sexy” by Right Said Fred. :D

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    JamieLee Premium Member 4 months ago

    How / why did the photog change from a pink(ish) dress to this outfit? I don’t get it…

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Huh. Never worked for me. I suppose I needed the tumor to pull it off.

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    StephenJokela1  4 months ago

    Meh. Now if it was a short round guy wearing black socks and SANDALS, then maybe…

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Getting on the “weird” side aren’t we ?

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    YippiKiAyMofo  4 months ago

    Well, he’s on fire! Flaming, even.

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    artegal  4 months ago

    I disagree: there’s nothing sexier than a woman wearing nothing but a man’s dress shirt.

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    preacherman  4 months ago

    The unseen negative about modeling is that the model will often have to endure all kinds of hardships that accompany the shoot. I watched a video of a Sports Illustrated bikini shoot. The model had to come to the beach early in the morning, because the light was right, and lie about the beach in the surf. The temp was around 50, but she had to be at her best, with her skimpy bikini and cold Atlantic surf. At least the exotic surroundings and pay was good.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    I don’t even want to know what the ice is for…

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    yes, he’s well on his way to becoming a Dogdashian…!

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    TimBenzedrine  4 months ago

    You need to be careful sitting on a block of ice for too long.

    You can get Polaroids.

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    e.groves  4 months ago

    This sort of reminds me of the sexy female cartoon character in Playboy magazine. All she wore was black stockings.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 4 months ago

    Next he’ll have Dogbert wearing black socks and a speedo.

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    musicnut1986  4 months ago

    The photog is definitely a weirdo if he is turned on by Dogbert in black socks. Next he’ll be turned on by short round dog in black socks that used to be a female short round dog in black socks. Then it will be a turtle in black socks.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    Yo Boy! I can’t wait to see the garter belt!

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    Scott S  4 months ago

    There may be people better at parody than Mr. Adams but I can’t think of any!

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    Unca $crooge  4 months ago

    Kind of like McEldowney and strapped, high heels.

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Doggiebert’s first fashion shoot is just so HOT!

    You fabulous dog, you! You’ve got “it”!

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