Dogbert – a legend in his own mind! ;D
His imagination is running wild.
Yes, first it was Superman. Then Super Boy. After Super Dog no one had time to fight crime because they all were too busy scooping up Super… shhhh. Hush your mouth.
He’s as delusional as Rod Stewart.
You know, I’m pretty sure that’s how it really starts. All he needs is a good agent and an awful outfit and he is ready for the runway. …preferably O’Hare or LAX.
Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way……
Dogbert can be the new Trump!
NO, GO for it! May I suggest a Green K bone? Stylish, and soooo fashionable. ALL the dogs-about-town are sporting them.
AKC competition – beware!
Cottenelle could use a model like you Mr. Dogbert…!
Hasn’t he been neutered yet?
Ignore the wags, Dogbert!
In reality, I’ve been People’s Sexiest Man of the Year ever since it started. Just ignore the simulation that tries to tell you different.
I see a hit song coming from Ian Dury and the Blockheads
What does kryptonite have to do with super models?
Panel 1: it is your imagination, chubby, smelly, featureless Doggiebert. Panel 2: on the contrary, mirrors are notoriously liars and toadies. Panel 2: heed Dilbert’s words of warning (even if coming from a half-awake engineer before his first cup of coffee), ‘cause it’s easy to fall off the Cat Walk, little doggie….
One of Dilbert’s sharper comebacks — especially when it comes to Dogbert!
“I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…” (Right Said Fred)