Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for January 11, 2022

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    Baarorso  9 months ago

    Dogbert – a legend in his own mind! ;D

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    GROG Premium Member 9 months ago

    His imagination is running wild.

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    Jayalexander  9 months ago

    Yes, first it was Superman. Then Super Boy. After Super Dog no one had time to fight crime because they all were too busy scooping up Super… shhhh. Hush your mouth.

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    nosirrom  9 months ago

    He’s as delusional as Rod Stewart.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 9 months ago

    You know, I’m pretty sure that’s how it really starts. All he needs is a good agent and an awful outfit and he is ready for the runway. …preferably O’Hare or LAX.

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    [Traveler]  9 months ago

    Oh Lord, it’s hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way……

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    patricev70  9 months ago

    Dogbert can be the new Trump!

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    Wichita1.0  9 months ago

    NO, GO for it! May I suggest a Green K bone? Stylish, and soooo fashionable. ALL the dogs-about-town are sporting them.

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago

    AKC competition – beware!

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    InTraining  9 months ago

    Cottenelle could use a model like you Mr. Dogbert…!

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    nos.nevets  9 months ago

    Hasn’t he been neutered yet?

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    Troglodyte  9 months ago

    Ignore the wags, Dogbert!

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    MartinPerry1  9 months ago

    In reality, I’ve been People’s Sexiest Man of the Year ever since it started. Just ignore the simulation that tries to tell you different.

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    mindjob  9 months ago

    I see a hit song coming from Ian Dury and the Blockheads

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    Lightpainter Premium Member 9 months ago

    What does kryptonite have to do with super models?

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    Sisyphos  9 months ago

    Panel 1: it is your imagination, chubby, smelly, featureless Doggiebert. Panel 2: on the contrary, mirrors are notoriously liars and toadies. Panel 2: heed Dilbert’s words of warning (even if coming from a half-awake engineer before his first cup of coffee), ‘cause it’s easy to fall off the Cat Walk, little doggie….

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    paullp Premium Member 9 months ago

    One of Dilbert’s sharper comebacks — especially when it comes to Dogbert!

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    finnygirl Premium Member 9 months ago

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts…” (Right Said Fred)

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