Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for October 16, 2021

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    Guilty Bystander  3 months ago

    The arms probably shouldn’t go THERE…at least not on the first date.

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Everybody knows if you’re a male you must use hover hands.

    For example: If in a group photo, I put my hands up like I’m under arrest to be “funny.”

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    Adams definitely had a spy in my office.

    Yes, this is an actual possibility. And no, it wasn’t my watch band…

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    C  3 months ago

    Second base that fast

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    whahoppened  3 months ago

    Well, Dilbert, just reach over and undo it.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    What the hell man? Slipping in under the sweater. Might have been okay a couple of decades ago but we’re way past casual dating. Check her purse for law firm business cards.

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    boniface22  3 months ago

    I’m going to have to try that one.

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    A Common 'tator  3 months ago

    Omg… How many times has that happened to me ?

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Well since she dosen’t appear to have any boobs there’s no problem.

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    Dogbert to the rescue…!

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    Foo26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    I remember putting my arm around a girl and squeezing her arm. After an elbow into my side, I discovered that it had been her breast. Hey! I was only 15!!!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Good shot dude! It’s probably the first and last time you’ll get a shot at a bra this decade, unless you buy your own. …I’m not saying your fat.

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    mourdac Premium Member 3 months ago

    At least Mr. Adams isn’t showing any of Dilbert’s unclothed body.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Smooth, Dilly… ☺

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    IndyW  3 months ago

    Gee I wish I would have thought of that. :-)

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    Tetonbil Premium Member 3 months ago

    Nice! Hire an engineer, it’s fun to watch them romance.

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    You’re in luck Dilbert if she likes her men aggressive.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    The most action Dilbert has ever had

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    flipacoin  3 months ago

    I hadn’t laughed at a comic this hard for a long time!

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    Cornelius Robinson Premium Member 3 months ago

    That’s…. amazing. I don’t think i could do that on purpose

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Really don’t see how his arm could’ve been down inside back there in the first place… somebody please alert the censors.

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    aerilim  3 months ago

    Good thing he’s not wearing his restless tie….

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Smooth move, Dilbert [loads of sarcasm there]!

    Why do you call it a “first date”? There will not be a second.

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