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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 25, 2021

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    That one was too hard.

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    jpsomebody  2 months ago

    What about the ones that didn’t survive?

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    pauljmsn  2 months ago

    Which proves that the PHB is perfectly capable of embarrassing himself.

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    Jayalexander  2 months ago

    Can’t top that. Unless…you bury them in finance and call the IRS.

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    GROG Premium Member 2 months ago

    Start by putting the boss in jail.

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    Kaputnik  2 months ago

    Tell the survivors to bury themselves.

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    Jeffin Premium Member 2 months ago

    Act casualty Wally.

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    wongo  2 months ago

    Just make sure there are no survivors. (Easier that way)

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    Wichita1.0  2 months ago

    “I suggest them for promotion.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Doh! I would leave them at a bus stop. …wait. Survivors? …bury? Ooooooh, I get it.

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    LKrueger41  2 months ago

    Is it even possible to embarrass someone who is so unaware and so self-confident that they don’t know they should be embarrassed?

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    awcoffman  2 months ago

    Only PHB could come up with an answer to that question.

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    mistercatworks  2 months ago

    We have one engineer who feels duty-bound to always ask a question, if that silence at the end of meeting lasts more than five seconds. It’s never about the meeting, it’s never about something anyone else would care about. I think he does it so that the person who hosts the meeting isn’t embarrassed by lack of questions.

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    Dorothy Ownbey Premium Member 2 months ago

    We could let them fight it out among themselves.

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    InTraining  2 months ago

    Wally is in a trance… again… probably induced by having no coffee…?

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    Totalloser Premium Member 2 months ago

    The rule of Meetings: ask a question so that you appear interested in the topic, everyone will remember you were there and asked a question (but not the question) and make sure it is work that someone else will have to do

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    Sisyphos  2 months ago

    Living or dead, they all go in the trunk! But even if PHB has a Really Big Car, that trunk’s gonna get full. So, then, you dump them all (living or dead), in a dark alley on the wrong side of town and let them sort themselves out…..

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