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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 16, 2021

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 3 months ago

    In China they have “White Monkey” jobs.

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    RabbitHole  3 months ago

    Aptly put! I seem to recall a study where someone put a newspaper stock quote section on a wall and threw darts at it and the tracked the stocks the darts hit and did as well with that portfolio as most of the “professionals”. So I can imagine training a bunch of monkeys to throw darts, they might accomplish the same results (or even better).

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    constantine48  3 months ago

    Monkeys, that’s silly. Everyone knows apes pick the best stocks!

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    sirbadger  3 months ago

    Do these monkeys throw darts or brown stuff? If this fails, Dogbert can hire an octopus.

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brown stuff! LOL omg

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s obviously not Fisher Investments.

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    C  3 months ago

    Considering how many people Morgan Stanley ruined, this strip is pretty much factual.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    I’ve taken my money and stuck it in My Pillow.

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    The Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    I here he had to poach most of them from the Shakespeare Typewriter Project.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    If one of them is Zimbu the monkey, it might not be all bad! :D

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    He hires them by the barrel full.

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    TSRaman  3 months ago

    Dogged determination to monkey with business.

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    Need coffee  3 months ago

    Couldn’t pay me enough to work with monkeys. Humans are difficult enough.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    And you don’t have to apologize for spending your money on anything you please. My money, on the other hand…

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    So the PHB has a TV, recliner, and beer in his office…? Who needs a break room…!

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Yeah, monkeys do command a premium salery fer sure !

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    Obviously a scam. Dogbert is only paying them in bananas and embezzling their salaries.

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    Those are some sorry looking monkeys, perhaps a new species

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Why would anyone invest in The Dogbert Fund?! “Monkey see, monkey do”?

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