In China they have “White Monkey” jobs.
Aptly put! I seem to recall a study where someone put a newspaper stock quote section on a wall and threw darts at it and the tracked the stocks the darts hit and did as well with that portfolio as most of the “professionals”. So I can imagine training a bunch of monkeys to throw darts, they might accomplish the same results (or even better).
Monkeys, that’s silly. Everyone knows apes pick the best stocks!
Do these monkeys throw darts or brown stuff? If this fails, Dogbert can hire an octopus.
Brown stuff! LOL omg
It’s obviously not Fisher Investments.
Considering how many people Morgan Stanley ruined, this strip is pretty much factual.
I’ve taken my money and stuck it in My Pillow.
I here he had to poach most of them from the Shakespeare Typewriter Project.
If one of them is Zimbu the monkey, it might not be all bad! :D
He hires them by the barrel full.
Dogged determination to monkey with business.
Couldn’t pay me enough to work with monkeys. Humans are difficult enough.
And you don’t have to apologize for spending your money on anything you please. My money, on the other hand…
So the PHB has a TV, recliner, and beer in his office…? Who needs a break room…!
Yeah, monkeys do command a premium salery fer sure !
Obviously a scam. Dogbert is only paying them in bananas and embezzling their salaries.
Those are some sorry looking monkeys, perhaps a new species
Why would anyone invest in The Dogbert Fund?! “Monkey see, monkey do”?