Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 15, 2021

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    sirbadger  10 days ago

    If you want money from me, then talking to the wall is a good idea.

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    GROG Premium Member 10 days ago

    Ever hear of a slush fund.

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    Concretionist  10 days ago

    “It works!” is completely dependent on the point of view.

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Negging (derived from the verb neg, meaning “negative feedback”) is an act of emotional manipulation whereby a person makes a deliberate backhanded compliment or otherwise flirtatious remark to another person to undermine their confidence and increase their need of the manipulator’s approval.

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    Baarorso  10 days ago

    What’s bad about this is…people are dumb enough to follow Dogbert’s lead!

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    Troglodyte  10 days ago

    Dogbert’s on to a “good thing” as usual!

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    bittenbyknittin  10 days ago

    “Past performance is no indicator of future performance.” I wonder how that would work in a annual review.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 days ago

    Apparently, the strategy has worked before. I’m pretty sure it is happening right now. I works fine for the crooked slime ball, until it runs it’s course. Then they are famous and get a free vacation to club Fed.

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    petermerck  9 days ago

    So when the stock goes up that’s when you buy. Because you know the system is working.

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    kaffekup   9 days ago

    Sorry, Dogbert, there’s no place for honest mutual fund managers..

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    WCraft Premium Member 9 days ago

    I dunno – ask Bernie.

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    Buckeye67  9 days ago

    Now Dogbert is very confident this investment strategy will be highly successful.

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    InTraining  9 days ago

    I am sure is enjoying his day spent in the break room with all of the other “workers” there..

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    Sisyphos  9 days ago

    Only among the drones working for PHB can you find people stupid enough to invest in the Dogbert Mutual Fund!

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    finnygirl Premium Member 9 days ago

    For anyone who might not be aware, Bernie Maddox died in April of this year.

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