Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for September 07, 2021

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    Concretionist  3 months ago

    So, what would it take to get you to pick up the bill?

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    SNVBD  3 months ago

    they can still discuss politics…

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    Baarorso  3 months ago

    M’lady, if a man can’t discuss these things then what CAN he discuss when he’s with you?

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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    He’d better start walking, perhaps running away.

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    Jayalexander  3 months ago

    Perhaps you’d like to see my Roman hands. There’s always etchings. The real grabber in my fat wallet.

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    Dilly had better do whatever will help him “make progress” in the ladies department… :D

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    Purple People Eater  3 months ago

    There’s always Norse, Roman, Babylonian, and Egyptian mythology. If none of those work, try suggesting entomology, ichthyology or ornithology. Chances are she won’t know what any of those are, so you’ll at least get a chance before she stops you.

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    naplllp  3 months ago

    Cue Toby Keith here.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 3 months ago

    How about we discuss my bank account, my condo in the Caribbean and how little time I spend at home.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    With the proper preparation she might enjoy Greek.

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    petermerck  3 months ago

    Dilbert can’t talk about you until you stop talking about you.

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    preacherman  3 months ago

    Well, I’d much rather talk about her, anyway. Like, do blonds really have more fun? Are you a model? Do you have a phd?

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Just dating mythology, then?

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    Time to “turn the table” Dilly…?

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    Foo26 Premium Member 3 months ago

    She’s gonna be lonely a lonnnnnnnng time.

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    tcayer  3 months ago

    If she’s not into Greek stuff, I’ll move along…

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    chromosome Premium Member 3 months ago

    Maybe she only likes to talk about politics and religion.

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    JRobinson Premium Member 3 months ago

    Between this and Dilbert’s other dating failures, does Scott remind anybody of that guy you met in sophomore year? The one who had a “formula” for getting laid?

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    WCraft Premium Member 3 months ago

    You’re almost there, Dilbert…

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    All roads lead to narcissism

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    wongo  3 months ago

    Is that a napkin in her lap or a list of requirement for a man ?

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    Altar_Ego  3 months ago

    Enough about me going on about me… what do you think of me?

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    Buckeye67  3 months ago

    OK Dilbert, now’s a chance to use all that BS you are so good at.

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    jbarnes  3 months ago

    How about that weather? Or there’s the news.

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    PuppyPapa  3 months ago

    Maybe she’s a WW2 buff?

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    bakana  3 months ago

    You cannot trust those Greeks.

    They Always come bearing Gifts.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Hmmm, Blondie. What about a woman who knows how to communicate?

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    Lightpainter  3 months ago

    Fine, blondie. Ask her if Tampax IS the most absorbent tampon.

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