Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for June 17, 2021

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    salakfarm Premium Member 4 months ago

    Joe Manchin needs to look for 10 Republicans here.

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    Baarorso  4 months ago

    I somehow get the impression that PHB doesn’t really want to hear his subordinates’ opinions.;-D

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 months ago

    “Thanks, Asok. Great talking with you. My door’s always open, so check with Carol any time you want an appointment.”

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    Jayalexander  4 months ago

    " I hear ya. Look this is not about me."

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    GROG Premium Member 4 months ago

    Yeah, I knw, we need to eliminate the filibuster.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    ESP (or telepathy, actually) can’t penetrate lead-lined skulls. Asok should know that!

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    andrew5  4 months ago

    I had a boss once who did this. I’d go with an issue, and he’d talk for ages then dismiss me. Funny thing was, he’d spend all that time telling me what a great job I was doing. Except that he loathed me and didn’t think I was doing a good job at all, and I knew that. And he knew that I knew. He just had the weird idea that if he soft-soaped me, I’d say nice things about him. What an idiot.

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    carlzr  4 months ago

    So practicing your elevator speech turns out to be useless.

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    Snolep  4 months ago

    Well, at least he does a talking filibuster which entails a modicum of effort, unlike…..

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    InTraining  4 months ago

    let’s see if ESP works with Asok… "Quit…Quit…Quit…

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    kaycstamper  4 months ago

    I hope he’s not billing you for his time!

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    Buckeye67  4 months ago

    Look at it this way Asok, even if you were able to get a word in, the PHB wouldn’t have known what you were talking about.

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    SamuelMeasa  4 months ago

    Is this the PHB or a politician relative?

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    Sisyphos  4 months ago

    Somebody needs to stuff the PHB’s mouth with a tasteful, succulent gag. Oh, Susan…?

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