Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for March 09, 2021

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    Ernest Lemmingway Premium Member 7 months ago

    If I said that to my boss, she’d tear my head off and shove it there, too.

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    GROG Premium Member 7 months ago

    If he were Charlie Brown, he’d be called wishy-washy.

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    gbars70  7 months ago

    Alice, get him to make a pass at ya, then it’s bye bye PHB!

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    dave1960  7 months ago

    I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure….

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    constantine48  7 months ago

    Next he will tell Alice she’s “not a team player”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I’ve only had one or two PHB’s and they seemed to succeed anyway. I really, really wish I knew why.

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    InTraining  7 months ago

    Alice, just take 2 aspirin and decide to take the rest of the week off “sick”, Alice…!

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    DCBakerEsq  7 months ago

    Senior Partner often complained, usually by yelling, “Well, Dave, then why didn’t you try harder to convince me I was wrong before I made that stupid decision, huh?”

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    mistercatworks  7 months ago

    Very flexible.

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    Buckeye67  7 months ago

    Alice can afford to be flippant with the PHB because she has the fist of death for backup.

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    cactusjack99 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I like Alice, I wish I could have been more like her when I worked at a Boeing subsidiary, I would have had a heck of a better time.

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    pshea  7 months ago

    …and it must be painful with that pointy hair.

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    Bill Cipher the demon  7 months ago

    hit random and go forward from there, its fun

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 7 months ago

    He should have brought a flashlight.

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    Sisyphos  7 months ago

    Alice is on a roll here! Go, Alice! Take him down! Take down the PHB.

    But try not to resort to the Fist of Death unless it’s absolutely necessary….

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    edeevans1947  7 months ago

    I must say that Alice is brighter than i was giving her credit for being!

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