Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for February 23, 2021


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    Baarorso  4 days ago

    You PROVED the PHB wrong today Dilbert but does that mean he’ll ACCEPT the fact that he’s wrong? ;D

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    Concretionist  4 days ago

    One of the best story bits is the one where you are asked to sign all those papers (like buying a home) and someone sneaks in the one where you donate your classic car to them. Wally is a known liar, PHB is right to be sure they’re all the same…

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    GROG Premium Member 4 days ago

    Proving him wrong shouldn’t be all that hard.

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    Zykoic  4 days ago

    About 8 years ago I worked with a renowned consultant that used fax and could not make a PDF file to email me. A savant about computer memory design oddly enough.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 4 days ago

    Let him be, Wally. In fact, make some more copies so he’ll have more to proof. It’ll keep him out of your um, your … … … um, … beard!

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    chris_o42  4 days ago

    Sounds like a supervisor I had years ago who insisted we make copies of anything we faxed “so we wouldn’t lose it”.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 days ago

    Some times I find it easiest to just remember that I am getting paid for every minute the “boss” wastes my time.

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    InTraining  4 days ago

    Wally is only aggravated because the PHB is keeping him from getting a cup of coffee…!

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    TSRaman  4 days ago

    Back in the 1950s, my dad. a Chartered Accountant, had an apprentice, who would add up the figures separately in each carbon copy.

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    Vangoghdog01  4 days ago

    Now even Wally is right. PHB is digging a deep hole.

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    DCBakerEsq  4 days ago

    We used to hide Senior Partner’s red pens for this very reason. True story.

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    mistercatworks  4 days ago

    There is a story in the quality industry about a test technician who received a work order to “100% test” thousands of fuses. He tried to explain about sampling but his boss overrode him and told him to follow the order. The infuriated technician filled a 50-gallon barrel with blown (100% tested) fuses before wiser heads prevailed.

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    Buckeye67  4 days ago

    Well what do you know, it’s Wally’s turn in the barrel.

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    Thinkingblade  4 days ago

    “Boss Disequilibrium” – I will have to remember that one.

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    NWdryad  4 days ago

    Look at the bright side, it will keep him busy enough that he might leave you alone for a while.

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    paullp Premium Member 4 days ago

    As a former proofreader, the final panel has long been one of my favorites. It held a place of honor on my refrigerator for many years.

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    Sisyphos  3 days ago

    Don’t sweat it! Proofing the photocopies will keep PHB busy and harmless for the whole afternoon, Wally (check with Dilbert and Alice while you wait)….!

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    bakana  3 days ago

    It’s amazing how Wally managed to make the Same 5 Mistakes on each and every one.

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