Which is faster: Reading license agreements our performing your calculations with pencil and paper?
He may only get a hand full of pocket lint.
The money’s probably good!
In the stock market reading a prospectus is a task that one only attempts once.
7,500 Online Shoppers Unknowingly Sold Their Souls
A recent joke says that a wife’s orders are like software Terms and Conditions…you have to click on the box whether you agree with them or not!
Brings to mind a joke told by Hal Holbrook (aka Mark Twain), briefly: “Once I was introduced to my audience by a lawyer — who spoke with his hands in his pockets — as a humorist who is really funny. When I took the stage, I announced that we had two undefinable freaks in our midst in the house that evening; we had a humorist who is really funny and a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.”
and very soon… Dogbert will be Bill’s guard doggie…!
Sorry, I wasn’t paying attention to what he said. Another comic strip recently made fun of Dilbert among others who don’t have mouths and now I can’t stop staring. Maybe Mr. Potato Head has an extra he can loan him.
In the Cyberpunk 2077 EULA, there is a warning about a scene that will cause epileptic seizures in susceptible players. Good move, guys.
At least when the lawyer’s pants catch on fire, he can claim it was an ironing accident and not a sign of lying.
RULE 1. Always read the fine print.
Nothing compared to the contracts we signed when we enlisted in the service(same contract for all services). The fine print is written in blood.
Here’s a link to some funny EULAs:
(The link says 10, but there are only 8 listed)
The End User License Agreement (EULA) is one of the most widely published and least read of all documents. Did you notice, it absolves the company should use of its product cause the Earth to leave its present orbit?
That is what I want to be!
I read one EULA once and part way through got dizzy and had to lay down.
I actually remember reading this one 23 years ago.
Rule 2. Never entrust an iron to a lawyer….
The whole thing (B&W): https://itunestandc.tumblr.com/tagged/comics/chrono