Marketing plans contain lies about sales projections. Later, the lies are about how it was Engineering’s fault that the sales projections can’t be met.
Marketing plans can actually be helpful. Not that I’ve ever personally worked for a place that had such a thing.
Will Ratbert’s head explode?
Marketing Plans are like that….
Luckily, nobody gives a rat’s a$$ for the company’s marketing plan!
Come on, Dilbert! Now you’re just being cruel to the poor varmint!
Dilly, as an engineer, you better be ready with the TP…!
Oh you think? You can’t even answer to a question without be weird.