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Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for February 14, 2020

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    kaffekup   10 days ago

    You sure it’s not “Close your eyes and bend over”, Dogbert?

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    Phil721  10 days ago

    BOHICA

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    Guilty Bystander  10 days ago

    So you mean I shouldn’t sell off my investments in bitcoin and unicorn farms to buy into this?

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    GROG Premium Member 10 days ago

    You’re lucky you’re not dealing with Catbert.

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    will  10 days ago

    This is too close to the truth to be funny.

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    jpayne4040  10 days ago

    That plan may actually work!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 10 days ago

    …aaand then we had the ‘dot-com’ bubble of the ’90s. I am thinking this sounds like the business plan for pets.com.

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    nos.nevets  10 days ago

    Put that dog down. I know a bad vet.

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    InTraining  10 days ago

    so the plan is to bottle Flint Michigan city water and sell it to the public…. What could go wrong…?

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    Dean  10 days ago

    Has anyone ever tried to read a prospectus??? Endless pages of incomprehensible words designed to hide their true purpose.

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    Lightpainter  10 days ago

    I think I will bottle and sell “air—fresh from Hawaii”

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    alikgator  10 days ago

    Yep, there is a guy in Switzerland qui managed tout sell compresses bottled air from Swiss Alps to the Chinese.

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    Sisyphos  10 days ago

    Doggiebert is not typical of all dogs, but I do understand Wally’s apprehension. This scheme is doomed from the start….

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member 10 days ago

    You mean close your eyes and open your wallet!

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    rgcviper  8 days ago

    Dogbert—business genius.

    I think … maybe … possibly …

    Actually, looks like Wally nailed it in the last panel. Good one, though.

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