You sure it’s not “Close your eyes and bend over”, Dogbert?
So you mean I shouldn’t sell off my investments in bitcoin and unicorn farms to buy into this?
You’re lucky you’re not dealing with Catbert.
This is too close to the truth to be funny.
That plan may actually work!
…aaand then we had the ‘dot-com’ bubble of the ’90s. I am thinking this sounds like the business plan for pets.com.
Put that dog down. I know a bad vet.
so the plan is to bottle Flint Michigan city water and sell it to the public…. What could go wrong…?
Has anyone ever tried to read a prospectus??? Endless pages of incomprehensible words designed to hide their true purpose.
I think I will bottle and sell “air—fresh from Hawaii”
Yep, there is a guy in Switzerland qui managed tout sell compresses bottled air from Swiss Alps to the Chinese.
Doggiebert is not typical of all dogs, but I do understand Wally’s apprehension. This scheme is doomed from the start….
You mean close your eyes and open your wallet!
I think … maybe … possibly …
Actually, looks like Wally nailed it in the last panel. Good one, though.