Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for December 10, 2019


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    GROG Premium Member 3 months ago

    I said it first. It’s good to have my suspicions confirmed.

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    Dean  3 months ago

    He might enjoy a T-bone steak.

    If he had certain medical issues it could lead to a coronary.

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    InTraining  3 months ago

    Just get the new boss into a spot between Wally and the break room…!

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    Kaputnik  3 months ago

    Well sharpened wooden pencils would be good.

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    KansasMom  3 months ago

    I like her style.

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    xSigoff Premium Member 3 months ago

    I think Dilbert must have meant guilty rather than cruel. Remember that the new boss is already dead and they are simply cleaning up the mess (demon wise). It might be simpler to call in a Catholic priest, since they are the only ones that still have the rite of exorcism in their liturgy.

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    judyuinms Premium Member 3 months ago

    You go, girl!

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    Mediatech  3 months ago

    This must be a high stakes business.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Borrow a letter-opener from Angel in Accounting. Viola! An Angel Blade! ☺

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    bakana  3 months ago

    I have a couple fountain pens with wooden barrels.

    They might be sturdy enough if I can find something Sharp to fasten onto the end of the barrels.

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    dogday Premium Member 3 months ago

    Relax guys. The only thing harder to find than his brain is his heart.

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    Sisyphos  3 months ago

    Luckily for Dilbert, Alice has no compunctions about the staking business….

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    Papa  3 months ago

    Coincidentally, I just yesterday watched an X-Files episode where Mulder actually does kill a vampire by driving a stake through his heart.

    Unfortunately, it did NOT end there.

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    AndrewSihler  3 months ago

    If something needs to be done, leave it to a woman. There’s a very funny Gary Larson cartoon showing a bunch of cowboys sitting on horses under a tree who are (obviously) determined to hang a guy, and in the hanging party there’s a heavy-set dame rummaging in a big purse and saying, “Honestly, you men! —I think I have a rope in here somewhere”.I

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