I said it first. It’s good to have my suspicions confirmed.
He might enjoy a T-bone steak.
If he had certain medical issues it could lead to a coronary.
Just get the new boss into a spot between Wally and the break room…!
Well sharpened wooden pencils would be good.
I like her style.
I think Dilbert must have meant guilty rather than cruel. Remember that the new boss is already dead and they are simply cleaning up the mess (demon wise). It might be simpler to call in a Catholic priest, since they are the only ones that still have the rite of exorcism in their liturgy.
You go, girl!
This must be a high stakes business.
Borrow a letter-opener from Angel in Accounting. Viola! An Angel Blade! ☺
I have a couple fountain pens with wooden barrels.
They might be sturdy enough if I can find something Sharp to fasten onto the end of the barrels.
Relax guys. The only thing harder to find than his brain is his heart.
Luckily for Dilbert, Alice has no compunctions about the staking business….
Coincidentally, I just yesterday watched an X-Files episode where Mulder actually does kill a vampire by driving a stake through his heart.
Unfortunately, it did NOT end there.
If something needs to be done, leave it to a woman. There’s a very funny Gary Larson cartoon showing a bunch of cowboys sitting on horses under a tree who are (obviously) determined to hang a guy, and in the hanging party there’s a heavy-set dame rummaging in a big purse and saying, “Honestly, you men! —I think I have a rope in here somewhere”.I