Dilbert Classics by Scott Adams for October 03, 2019

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    Concretionist  almost 3 years ago

    This may be where modern Wally was born: If you cannot possibly satisfy your boss(es) then you might very well just stop trying at all.

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    Troglodyte  almost 3 years ago

    Wally, do you know the spelling of “sacrificial goat”? :D

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    I had a boss who makes PHB look like a genius. He was finally canned and the new boss was a competent individual. It was hard to believe since I had been conditioned to the moron before him. I was stunned when I got a big bonus for completing a special project. The old one would have dunned me somehow.

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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    You can always turn youself in.

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    jpayne4040  almost 3 years ago

    The smart ones play each one against the other, and then when the jig is almost up they stay with the one that pays the most!

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    InTraining  almost 3 years ago

    but wait, Wally has the chance here to undermine his PHB.. work the dotted line, Wally….!

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    Bruce1253  almost 3 years ago

    I am envisioning the scene from the old movie “Do you know, that they know, that you know, they know, you know?”

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    Sisyphos  almost 3 years ago

    Note to Wally: read all Alistair MacLean novels ASAP. Prepare to suffer but prevail….

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